Work Those Abs

When I saw this excerpt from the Ellen show, I really got an ab workout:



If the video is removed from YouTube, you can see it on the Ellen site, here.

Who comes up with these gimmicks anyway? More importantly, who buys them?

Вєрка Сердючка Sings Her Little Heart Out

Look out Agnetha and Frida, Eurovision’s got a new diva. Say hello to Ukraine’s hottest drag queen: Вєрка Сердючка (Verka Serdyuchka).

I came across this in today’s BBC article summarizing a list of expected performances at the upcoming Eurovision competition.

It’s disturbingly reminiscent of my days of Ukrainian dancing classes: with a distinctly Eastern European pop/techno twist of course. The costumes on the other hand (although outlandish) weren’t quite so avant garde.



I hope this crazy bitch wins the contest!

L'André-Boisclairisateur

En mangeant mon sandwich de jambon durant mon heure de dîner, j’ai fait une recherche pour « André Boisclair » sur youtube : Question de voir un extrait du débat de chefs que j’ai manqué hier soir.

En regardant les résultats de mon enquête, j’ai trouvé ce drôle de vidéo qui m’a fait rigoler :



En plein milieu de la campagne électorale, c’est important de rire un peut, non?

Les Joyeux Lurons en font un nouveau a chaque semaine.

Hey... You!

I found it! My favourite SNL commercial of all time:



The beat sounds like the soundtrack to a porn, the bar is smoky and brown, and Guilda's performance is top notch -- as usual.

The Perfect Belated Holiday Gift

Like most (normal) people, I don't subscribe to the idea of holiday shopping for next year now. Despite the bargains that can be found, the leftovers are usually an array of trash that you would only give to your enemies and/or family members you would rather see in their graves. However, I do have some ideas for next year's festivious time of year.

While in the lovely Ontario capital over the joyous time of year known as Christmas, Mr. T, Nicky, and I stumbled upon some excellent ideas to surprise those people who just have everything.

Including the uncle that has a criminal past in West Virginia. Consider this quick fix:
Or what about the couple that you can't bear spending one more evening entertaining because their always at each other's throats. Okay, maybe it's not all that selfless, but everybody wins with this present:



Keep this in mind for next year!

Ho ho ho!

Gwen

For all of you Margaret Cho fans out there, this one's for you! My sista recently brought this clip to my attention. Take a moment to watch the whole thing. Since the inital viewing, I’ve watched the segment several times when I need a good chuckle. If this doesn’t make you laugh, you’ve got to get your funny bone replaced.

Enjoy!

Il fait beau dans l’métro!

Un p'tit vidéo pour vous rappelé comment c'est l'fun de prendre le métro (et l'autobus!):

Il me semble que ce n'est pas autant l'fun quand j’essai de transféré à Berri-UQAM en manteaux d'hiver à 8h30 le matin…

Get a Car!

We here at bFab aim to bring you at least one YouTube post per week – mostly because it’s an easy post, but also, because it’s fun to watch videos at work. This week’s video features our favourite dyke used-car salesperson: Ellen!TM My sister has a bit of an obsession and showed this to me a few weeks ago. I nearly peed my pants.

Décoration Lynda

Pour ceux et celles entrent vous qui "speak the French", voici un p’tit vidéo avec des conseilles de décor très utile pour vos maisons de banlieue (quoi-que ça pourrait dépanner pour les maisons en ville aussi) ! En plus, il-y a un clip de conseille pour vos arbres de Noël – juste a temps pour les fêtes! Merci bon Dieu!

Même si les conseilles décor de Lynda ne s’aligne pas nécessairement a vos goûts personnels, sa sens de mode et beauté vous inspira sûrement!



Bonne écoute!

Another Gay Movie

The Image + Nation film festival is in full swing here in Montreal. There’s a wide range of artsy films, informative documentaries and touching true stories to choose from during the week and a half of screenings. But, Mr. T and I decided to go and see the lowest common denominator: Another Gay Movie.

Essentially, it’s American Pie à la homo, potty humour at its worse, queer stereotypes personified: and I loved it. The show was sold out (all 932 seats), and it’s the only one to sell out since the festival opened on the 16^th. I once thought that gay men had a discernable taste for cinema, but given this recent happening, I’m not convinced… I guess we can be just as trashy (actually, make that *more* trashy) than our breeder counterparts.

For those of you who can stomach the bright colours, check out the trailer:

Friday Afternoon Buddy Anyone?

Scott Thompson never disssssapointssss in his Buddy sketches. Surprisingly this one is still current-affairs-relevant -- with all the Ted Haggard hoopla and all…



Enjoy!